NO BUT SERIOUSLY

gaysealapproves:

jamietheignorantamerican:

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!

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I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.

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PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.

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LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!

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JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE

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SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF. 

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FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS

the lil guy in the giraffe pic looks like chuck

(via martinfreemanseyebrows)


amygloriouspond:

Sherlock: It really bothers you.
John: What?
Sherlock: What people say.
John: Yes.
Sherlock: About me? I don’t understand. Why would it upset you?

(via seekerthefox)


bearerofthering:

stoneofthehapless:

Frodo Baggins by Jenny Dolfen
Jenny Dolfen’s notes:

“Frodo is decribed by Gandalf (in the Prancing Pony, if memory serves) as being fairer than most Hobbits. Now I know that “fair” always means “beautiful” in Tokien’s writings, but apparently, the German translator whose translation I read for ten years before switching to the English version did not. So he made it “fairer hair”, and I still have a couple of passages in the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit that I think of in German.”

bearerofthering:

stoneofthehapless:

Frodo Baggins by Jenny Dolfen

Jenny Dolfen’s notes:

“Frodo is decribed by Gandalf (in the Prancing Pony, if memory serves) as being fairer than most Hobbits. Now I know that “fair” always means “beautiful” in Tokien’s writings, but apparently, the German translator whose translation I read for ten years before switching to the English version did not. So he made it “fairer hair”, and I still have a couple of passages in the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit that I think of in German.”

(via martinfreemanseyebrows)


martinfreemanseyebrows:

bilbos-buttons:

martinfreemanseyebrows:

bilbos-buttons:

martinfreemanseyebrows:

bilbos-buttons submitted:

Muahahahahahaha I did a thing for your birthday XD
Happy birthday Mr. Kawaii Kawaii demon-san (◕‿◕✿)
[Sahee cackles in the distance]

A stunning representation if I do say so myself XD

GOOD. XD I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

Pray tell what that bit in Korean is?

Pfft….ahahaha it means shiny shiny. XD

Ohhhh I see. Very nice.

martinfreemanseyebrows:

bilbos-buttons:

martinfreemanseyebrows:

bilbos-buttons:

martinfreemanseyebrows:

bilbos-buttons submitted:

Muahahahahahaha I did a thing for your birthday XD

Happy birthday Mr. Kawaii Kawaii demon-san (◕‿◕✿)

[Sahee cackles in the distance]

A stunning representation if I do say so myself XD

GOOD. XD I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

Pray tell what that bit in Korean is?

Pfft….ahahaha it means shiny shiny. XD

Ohhhh I see. Very nice.


Every man has his price.

(via punkmonksteven)


quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

edward-the-cat:

This girl was tormenting me at iHop while I was trying to eat my eggs.
Bitch.

edward-the-cat:

This girl was tormenting me at iHop while I was trying to eat my eggs.

Bitch.

(via catwhispering)



joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(via catwhispering)


hardstylegeneration:

history1970s:

glaceons:

My oldest and newest plush and handheld. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

cannot get over how dirty that pikachu is

means that pikachu’s seen some shit.

hardstylegeneration:

history1970s:

glaceons:

My oldest and newest plush and handheld.
We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

cannot get over how dirty that pikachu is

means that pikachu’s seen some shit.

(via catwhispering)



sir-oliver-tressilian:

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the 
Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

sir-oliver-tressilian:

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the 

Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

(via catwhispering)