mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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(via tumbledore-)


accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

(via punkmonksteven)


shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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(via dammit-clint)


harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

(via flyleafstar)


realjenniferlawrence:

stickyourfingerinmybutthole:

What a time to be alive

"made for sharing"

(via tumbledore-)


weloveshortvideos:

Parents will do anything..

Vine by Anwar Jibawi

(via punkmonksteven)


weeping-angelcondoms:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

I’ve never seen Dean look so done

Dean was just so done with everything in this episode

(via punkmonksteven)


runnerglyphs:

f0rallweknow:

am i on drugs right now

what did i just watch

help

CONGLATURATION

(via tumbledore-)


beanwalrus:

Remember that time Hawkeye was a patient on House?

beanwalrus:

Remember that time Hawkeye was a patient on House?

(via dammit-clint)


shining-magically:

omgtsn:

treeckoeater:

LET’S LEAVE.

oh my lord i loved this episode

I reference this episode probably every day and no one ever gets it and my life is a sad sad place

(via martinfreemanseyebrows)


I’d much rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.
Carrie Bradshaw (via chanelbagsandcigarettedrags)

(via hopeful-creature)


ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via punkmonksteven)


phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

(via hopeful-creature)


shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(via punkmonksteven)


imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

(via dammit-clint)